ERD “Nursery to Misery” Scissorhands T-Shirt — Black

Black heavyweight cotton. White and teal print, front only. Green woven label at the neck.

Front: Two stacked elements forming the composition.

Upper: In small rounded white sans-serif type, left-aligned: nursery to misery.

Center: A 2×2 grid of four bordered panels, each containing a white line art illustration of a figure holding or wielding oversized scissors. The four scenes are distinct:

• Top left: Two figures in dynamic conflict — one lunging with scissors, the other reacting. Explosive, action-manga energy.
• Top right: A figure mid-air or mid-fall, surrounded by scattered floral or debris elements.
• Bottom left: A figure in a wide stance, arms extended, holding large open scissors — deliberate, confrontational.
• Bottom right: A crouching or falling figure, scissors in hand, in a lower-energy, more defeated pose.

The illustrations are rendered in a clean white outline on black — comic-book style, precise but expressive. The teal/blue-green accent appears in subtle details within the top-left panel.

Bottom right of grid: erd. — in bold rounded lowercase white type, large.

Black heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. Green woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.

• Black heavyweight cotton, white and teal print
• Front: “nursery to misery.” — small rounded sans-serif, upper left
• Front: 2×2 grid of scissorhands panels — white line art, comic-book style
• Front: four scenes — conflict, fall, stance, defeat — all with oversized scissors
• Front: erd. — bold rounded lowercase, bottom right of grid
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulder
• Short sleeve
• Green woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck
• Available in sizes S, M, L, XL

  Size	Chest	Shoulder	Length
  S	42.5"	21.3"	28.0"
  M	44.1"	22.0"	28.7"
  L	45.7"	22.8"	29.5"
  XL	47.2"	23.6"	30.3"