{"product_id":"tb-796397380897-18","title":"ERD “Nursery to Misery” Scissorhands T-Shirt — Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack heavyweight cotton. White and teal print, front only. Green woven label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two stacked elements forming the composition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUpper:\u003c\/strong\u003e In small rounded white sans-serif type, left-aligned: \u003cstrong\u003enursery to misery.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCenter:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 2×2 grid of four bordered panels, each containing a white line art illustration of a figure holding or wielding oversized scissors. The four scenes are distinct:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop left:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two figures in dynamic conflict — one lunging with scissors, the other reacting. Explosive, action-manga energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop right:\u003c\/strong\u003e A figure mid-air or mid-fall, surrounded by scattered floral or debris elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBottom left:\u003c\/strong\u003e A figure in a wide stance, arms extended, holding large open scissors — deliberate, confrontational.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBottom right:\u003c\/strong\u003e A crouching or falling figure, scissors in hand, in a lower-energy, more defeated pose.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe illustrations are rendered in a clean white outline on black — comic-book style, precise but expressive. The teal\/blue-green accent appears in subtle details within the top-left panel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBottom right of grid:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eerd.\u003c\/strong\u003e — in bold rounded lowercase white type, large.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. Green woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack heavyweight cotton, white and teal print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: “nursery to misery.” — small rounded sans-serif, upper left\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: 2×2 grid of scissorhands panels — white line art, comic-book style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: four scenes — conflict, fall, stance, defeat — all with oversized scissors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: erd. — bold rounded lowercase, bottom right of grid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized fit, dropped shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreen woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S, M, L, XL\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e42.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e21.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e28.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e44.1\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e22.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e28.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e45.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e22.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e29.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e47.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e23.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e30.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Taobao","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Scissorhands comic print","offer_id":53256112275637,"sku":"5598877554200","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Scissorhands comic print","offer_id":53256112308405,"sku":"5598877554201","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Scissorhands comic print","offer_id":53256112341173,"sku":"5598877554202","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Scissorhands comic print","offer_id":53256112373941,"sku":"5598877554203","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/7751\/5445\/files\/O1CN01rKCD7i1Er4xvGehnv__3011240404.webp?v=1789120396","url":"https:\/\/freehike.store\/products\/tb-796397380897-18","provider":"Freehike","version":"1.0","type":"link"}