ERD “Sweet Jesus Ice Cold Christ” Cartoon Motel T-Shirt — Black

Black heavyweight cotton. Cream/off-white print, front and back.

Front: Upper left, split across the image frame in bold caps: ENFAN on the left, TS continuing into the upper-right corner of the frame. A large framed rectangular panel occupies the center-left — an underground comic-style illustration in cream on black: a busy interior scene with multiple cartoon figures, a diner or motel setting, cluttered with objects and characters. Small text visible within the panel: DÉPRIMÉS and fragments of other lettering. Below-right of the frame, small stacked text: TO / COLD / CHRIST.

Back: Five words scattered across the back in a loose, staggered layout — each word set in a different horizontal position, creating an off-center, drifting composition. From top to bottom: sweet / jesus / ice / cold / christ. All in lowercase rounded sans-serif, cream on black, evenly spaced vertically but offset left and right like a falling sequence.

Black heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.

• Black heavyweight cotton, cream print
• Front: ENFANTS — bold caps split across top of frame
• Front: underground comic illustration — diner/motel interior scene, framed panel
• Front: DÉPRIMÉS + TO / COLD / CHRIST — small text, within and below frame
• Back: sweet / jesus / ice / cold / christ — staggered lowercase, full back
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulder
• Short sleeve
• ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck
• Available in sizes S, M, L, XL

  Size	Chest	Shoulder	Length
  S	42.5"	21.3"	28.0"
  M	44.1"	22.0"	28.7"
  L	45.7"	22.8"	29.5"
  XL	47.2"	23.6"	30.3"