{"product_id":"tb-796397380897-8","title":"ERD “Madonna Bound \u0026 Gagged” T-Shirt — White","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhite heavyweight cotton. Black and blue print, front and back. Black woven label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e A large print covering most of the chest area. Three elements stacked vertically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUpper:\u003c\/strong\u003e A solid blue horizontal stripe across the full width of the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCenter:\u003c\/strong\u003e In bold black condensed capital letters: \u003cstrong\u003eBONDS OF MATRIMONY\u003c\/strong\u003e. Below the text, three high-contrast figures — women in tight, revealing dress, rendered in a graphic, screen-print style. The figures are repeated three times side by side, mirrored or slightly offset. Black-and-white illustration with strong graphic impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLower:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two lines of black text in a smaller mixed font:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eAND TIED ME UP —\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eMADONNA TELLS UPS: SEAN BEAT ME\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe text reads like a tabloid headline — sensationalist, provocative, confrontational.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three stacked elements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUpper:\u003c\/strong\u003e In large bold black and blue type, two lines centered:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMADONNA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #3b9ed4;\"\u003eBOUND \u0026amp;\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #3b9ed4;\"\u003eGAGGED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e (the word GAGGED is printed upside-down)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOR 9 HRS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCenter:\u003c\/strong\u003e A row of four small comic-strip style panels — each containing a figure in a distressed, xeroxed illustration style. 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Black woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite heavyweight cotton, black and blue print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: blue stripe — horizontal, full width, upper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: BONDS OF MATRIMONY — bold condensed caps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: three repeated female figures — graphic screen-print style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: tabloid text — “AND TIED ME UP” \/ “MADONNA TELLS UPS: SEAN BEAT ME”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: MADONNA BOUND \u0026amp; GAGGED FOR 9 HRS. — large bold type, black and blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: GAGGED printed upside-down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: four comic-strip panels — distressed xerox style with violent text fragments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: enfants riches déprimés — upside-down, small, below panels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized fit, dropped shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S, M, L, XL\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth align=\"right\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e42.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e21.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e28.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e44.1\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e22.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e28.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e45.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e22.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e29.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e47.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e23.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"right\"\u003e30.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Taobao","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White Madonna portrait","offer_id":53256110833845,"sku":"5734656053317","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White Madonna portrait","offer_id":53256110866613,"sku":"5734656053330","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White Madonna portrait","offer_id":53256110899381,"sku":"5734656053343","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White Madonna portrait","offer_id":53256110932149,"sku":"5734656053356","price":65.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/7751\/5445\/files\/O1CN01jCrgkl1Er52i9wxqH__3011240404.webp?v=1789120380","url":"https:\/\/freehike.store\/products\/tb-796397380897-8","provider":"Freehike","version":"1.0","type":"link"}