{"product_id":"tb-957336941581-10","title":"ERD “Don’t Fuckin Think” Pullover Hoodie — Black \/ Orange","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour directions. One instruction. No ambiguity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack ground, orange printing — the colorway of construction signs and emergency notices, the palette that commands attention before the eye has time to read. This is the loudest piece in the collection, and it knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front carries a single large orange block: a hand gripping a padlock, close-cropped, the lock centered in the frame. To the left of the block, small type: \u003cstrong\u003eERD\u003c\/strong\u003e. The image is simple — a lock, a grip, a brand name. What it locks and what it guards are not specified. The sleeve extends the orange print down the arm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back is a typographic construction built around the letters \u003cstrong\u003eE R D\u003c\/strong\u003e stacked vertically at center. Around them, text runs in four directions simultaneously: \u003cstrong\u003eDON’T\u003c\/strong\u003e descending the left side, \u003cstrong\u003eTHINK\u003c\/strong\u003e ascending the right, \u003cstrong\u003eFUCKIN\u003c\/strong\u003e crossing horizontally. Read together from any direction, the instruction is the same: \u003cstrong\u003eDON’T FUCKIN THINK\u003c\/strong\u003e. A small figure silhouette is embedded within the letter grid. The right sleeve continues the orange print. The composition is a crossword, a warning sign, a chant — a phrase that repeats in every direction until it fills the space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eERD prints this on the back of a hoodie that costs sixty-one dollars and is sold to people who have the time and money to think about what they buy. The instruction is either a joke or a provocation. Possibly both. The garment doesn’t clarify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack heavyweight fleece. Pullover. Dropped shoulder. Oversized. Full sleeve print. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack heavyweight fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand gripping padlock — large orange block graphic, front center\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eERD — small type, left of front graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDON’T FUCKIN THINK — four-direction typographic composition, back center\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eE R D — vertical center axis, back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFigure silhouette — embedded in letter grid, back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrange print, both sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack and orange only — construction-sign palette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePullover style (no zip)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDropped shoulder, oversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S, M, L, XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon’t fuckin think. 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