ERD E.R.D Three Figures Pullover Hoodie — Heather Gray

Three men. Faces hidden. Their names underneath.

The front carries E. R. D in large red serif — the full stops present, the name formal, abbreviated, institutional. Below it: three figures side by side, each one a man with his face obscured — hat brims pulled low, face coverings, the methods varied but the effect the same. The photographs are printed in red-orange at high contrast, the palette of documentary footage or protest photography. Each figure has a caption beneath his image, brief and specific, the way a file labels a subject. Below all three, another line of small type runs the width of the image — a sentence in a register that suggests testimony or report.

The back is a circle. At its center, a single figure with arms spread — mid-speech, mid-struggle, mid-something — same red-orange, same high contrast. Around the circumference, a ring of text set like a clock face: TV dinner / your / rebelliousness / is laid out / for you / like / the precision / of a… The sentence doesn’t close. The image it describes does: rebellion packaged, scheduled, delivered. The brand that named itself “depressed rich kids” puts a critique of consumer rebellion on the back of a hoodie sold to people who buy ERD. The irony is the point.

Heather gray heavyweight fleece. Pullover. Dropped shoulder. Oversized. Raw-edge hem detail. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.

• Heather gray heavyweight fleece
• E. R. D — large red serif with full stops, upper front
• Three masked/obscured figures — red-orange, documentary style, front center
• Individual captions beneath each figure
• Circular back composition — figure with arms spread, center
• Circular text — “TV dinner / your rebelliousness is laid out for you like the precision of a…”
• Pullover style (no zip)
• Kangaroo pocket
• Dropped shoulder, oversized fit
• Raw-edge hem
• Ribbed cuffs
• ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck
• Available in sizes S, M, L, XL

Your rebelliousness is laid out for you like the precision of a… ERD.