ERD “Proper Homemaking / Godless Communism” Tools Long Sleeve T-Shirt — White

White heavyweight cotton. Grey/slate print, front and back. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS woven label at the neck.

Front: A centered typographic and illustrative composition on the chest — clean, restrained, and ideologically loaded.

Upper text: proper – homemaking — in small, clean lowercase sans-serif type, with a centered dash between the two words. Set in grey ink on white, quietly domestic in register.

Center illustration: Three household or garden tools drawn in a simple, flat grey line style — rendered at a scale that makes them read clearly as objects. The three tools are arranged side by side:

• Left: a hammer — standard claw or club hammer, head up, handle down
• Center: a slightly different hammer or mallet — similar profile, slightly varied head shape
• Right: a hoe or long-handled garden tool — a straight handle with a flat blade or hook at the top, angled slightly outward

The three tools are arranged in a loose row, handles pointing downward, heads at top — like a catalog illustration or a still-life of implements. The drawing style is minimal and matter-of-fact.

Between the illustration and the lower text — a line of very small grey type: A single line of small-print text running horizontally below the tools, partially legible — a caption or provenance note in a very small font. Not easily readable at normal distance.

Lower text: godless communism — in the same small, clean lowercase sans-serif as the upper text, centered below the tools. The phrase is a direct ideological counterpoint to “proper homemaking” above — domestic virtue and political subversion placed in direct vertical sequence, separated only by three household tools.

Back: A framed illustrative composition with a brand identifier above it.

Upper text: e.r.d — in medium, clean lowercase type with periods between each letter, positioned above the central image. The font is sans-serif and contemporary — a quieter, punctuated rendering of the ERD initials.

Center image: A large rectangular frame — a thin-line border enclosing a loose, gestural grey illustration. Inside the frame: an expressive, abstract figure or form rendered in rough brushwork or ink — possibly a humanoid figure or a fragmented body, depicted with chaotic, overlapping strokes. The marks are energetic and unresolved — gestural rather than representational, closer to action painting than illustration. The overall effect is of something violent or turbulent contained within a clinical frame.

White heavyweight cotton. Oversized/relaxed fit. Long sleeve. Crew neck. Ribbed cuffs.

• White heavyweight cotton, grey/slate print
• Front: “proper – homemaking” — small centered lowercase, upper chest
• Front: three tools (hammer, mallet, hoe) — flat grey line illustration, centered
• Front: small caption text below tools
• Front: “godless communism” — small centered lowercase, lower chest
• Back: e.r.d — medium lowercase with periods, above frame
• Back: framed gestural figure/abstract form — grey brushwork illustration, thin-line border
• Long sleeve, ribbed cuffs
• Oversized/relaxed fit, crew neck
• ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS woven label at neck
• Available in sizes S, M, L, XL

  Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve Length
  S	26.0"	23.6"	47.2"	27.2"
  M	26.8"	24.0"	48.8"	27.6"
  L	27.6"	24.4"	50.4"	28.0"
  XL	28.3"	24.8"	52.0"	28.3"