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ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS woven label at the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e A bold, typographically centered composition on the chest — referencing one of the most documented and mythologized exchanges in American cultural memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eText, stacked, in large display type:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eYes, I Do\u003c\/em\u003e — mixed case, slightly informal, italicized\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eBelieve In\u003c\/em\u003e — same treatment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGOD\u003c\/strong\u003e — very large, dominant, bold display caps\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe letterforms of “Yes, I Do \/ Believe In \/ GOD” are rendered in a distressed blue-grey gradient — not white, not black — a cold, muted tone that reads as aged, faded, or digitally degraded. The type style is somewhere between a heavy metal band logo and a Y2K action movie title treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBelow the text:\u003c\/strong\u003e A small hand-drawn or graffiti-style oval containing \u003cstrong\u003eERD\u003c\/strong\u003e — the brand initials in a loose handwritten script, enclosed in a rough oval tag. This sits just below and to the right of “GOD”.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBelow that:\u003c\/strong\u003e A small Christian cross icon — rendered as a simple outline or thin serif cross — centered beneath the ERD tag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBelow the cross, in very small type:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eColumbine High School\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eApril 20, 1999\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a direct reference to the Cassie Bernall story — a widely circulated account from the Columbine massacre in which a student was reportedly asked “Do you believe in God?” before being shot. The phrase became a martyr narrative in American evangelical culture, later complicated by investigative reporting. 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