ERD “Teen Just Wanted Love” Tabloid Long Sleeve T-Shirt — Black

Black heavyweight cotton. White and red print, front and back. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS woven label at the neck.

Front: A full-chest newspaper tabloid collage print — identical composition to the short sleeve version. Multiple clippings, photographs, and headlines assembled in a cut-and-paste layout.

Legible headline text includes:

• Teen ‘just wanted love’ — large bold serif headline, upper, dominant
• Autopsy: Death of You… Causes W… Concert — partial headline
• Teen gets 12 years in killing of mother
• SPAT DROVE TO MOM — bold caps
• The fate-like / Built on Sin / House Built on Sin
• Sexual harassment incidents escalate / Premature Puberty / Reported Corrected / By Use of Chemical — lower text block

Photographs: high-contrast black-and-white mugshot/press photography of young male figures. A small red ★r★d motif appears in the upper right — the ERD star-initial mark in red, small and embedded in the collage.

Chain/link graphic elements — a decorative border of chain links runs horizontally across sections of the collage, adding a punk/zine graphic language to the tabloid layout.

Back: A large, atmospheric composition — quieter and more focused than the dense front.

Center: A large high-contrast black-and-white photograph of a young male figure — bust/torso cropped, in a suit or blazer, head slightly bowed or turned. The image is heavily degraded — xerox/screen-print style, ghosted into the black ground. The figure has an air of resignation or melancholy.

Surrounding text — in small caps/serif, rotated and arranged around the photograph:

• Left side, vertical: cope with stress and frustration
• Upper, horizontal: develop a conscience
• Right side, vertical: become self reliant
• Beneath the photograph, centered: aka us if he was our son.

Lower center: e★r★d — lowercase, with red star motifs between letters. The ERD logo in its smallest, most casual form.

The back reads as a parody of a parenting or self-help checklist — “develop a conscience / cope with stress and frustration / become self reliant” — applied to a photograph of a boy who clearly couldn’t. Dark humor, ERD-typical.

Black heavyweight cotton. Oversized/relaxed fit. Long sleeve. Crew neck. Ribbed cuffs.

• Black heavyweight cotton, white and red print
• Front: full tabloid collage — identical to short sleeve version
• Front: “Teen ‘just wanted love’” dominant headline
• Front: chain/link graphic border elements
• Front: red ★r★d star mark embedded in collage
• Back: large xerox portrait of young male figure
• Back: “develop a conscience / cope with stress and frustration / become self reliant” surrounding text
• Back: “aka us if he was our son.” — centered below figure
• Back: e★r★d — lowercase with red stars
• Long sleeve, ribbed cuffs
• Oversized/relaxed fit, crew neck
• ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS woven label at neck
• Available in sizes S, M, L, XL

  Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve Length
  S	26.0"	23.6"	47.2"	27.2"
  M	26.8"	24.0"	48.8"	27.6"
  L	27.6"	24.4"	50.4"	28.0"
  XL	28.3"	24.8"	52.0"	28.3"