ERD “Bonds of Matrimony / Madonna Bound & Gagged” Long Sleeve T-Shirt — Black

Black heavyweight cotton. White and blue print, front and back. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS woven label at the neck.

Front: A tabloid-register composition combining a bold title banner, three sequential photographs, and two lines of caption text.

Upper banner: BONDS OF MATRIMONY — in large, bold condensed white caps set inside a blue rectangular banner spanning the full width of the print. The banner has a blue fill with the white text reversed out of it — the visual language of a newspaper headline or a video title card.

Below the banner — three sequential photographs: Three rectangular images arranged side by side in a horizontal strip, each showing the same figure — a woman in bondage or restrained posture — rendered in high-contrast, bleached-out white on black. The figure is shown in different positions across the three frames, creating a narrative sequence. The treatment is forensic and archival — evidence-photograph aesthetics rather than sensationalism.

Lower caption text — two lines in small white type:

• “AND TIED ME UP –”
• “MADONNA TELLS COPS: SEAN BEAT ME”

The second line is a direct reference to the 1987 tabloid headline reporting Madonna’s domestic abuse allegations against Sean Penn during their marriage — ERD deploying celebrity scandal as cultural material, stripped of commentary, presented flat.

Back: A bold, full-back typographic composition in white and blue — the most graphically dominant element of the garment.

Text, stacked in four large lines:

• MADONNA — in large bold white caps
• BOUND & — in large bold blue caps
• GAGGED — in large bold blue caps, printed upside down / mirrored — the word reads correctly when viewed in a mirror or inverted, a deliberate disorientation
• FOR 9 HRS. — in large bold white caps

Together the four lines read: MADONNA BOUND & GAGGED FOR 9 HRS. — a direct citation of the reported incident duration from tabloid coverage of the 1987 assault.

Below the text — a strip of three small rectangular images: Three panels arranged horizontally, each containing a small photograph or illustration with a brief caption below. Captions partially legible: “she threatens to stab her,” “bound in gas oven and,” “chop off her hair.” These read as tabloid sub-captions or police report fragments — the specific allegations cited in the original reporting.

Below the image strip: A line of small mirrored/inverted text — running right-to-left or upside down — and below that, in small standard type: enfants riches déprimés — the brand name as a closing byline.

Black heavyweight cotton. Oversized/relaxed fit. Long sleeve. Crew neck. Ribbed cuffs.

• Black heavyweight cotton, white and blue print
• Front: BONDS OF MATRIMONY — blue banner, white reversed caps
• Front: three sequential bondage photographs — high-contrast, horizontal strip
• Front: caption — “AND TIED ME UP – / MADONNA TELLS COPS: SEAN BEAT ME”
• Back: MADONNA BOUND & GAGGED FOR 9 HRS. — large white and blue caps, “GAGGED” printed upside down
• Back: three-panel image strip with tabloid sub-captions
• Back: mirrored text line + “enfants riches déprimés” byline
• Long sleeve, ribbed cuffs
• Oversized/relaxed fit, crew neck
• ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS woven label at neck
• Available in sizes S, M, L, XL

  Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve Length
  S	26.0"	23.6"	47.2"	27.2"
  M	26.8"	24.0"	48.8"	27.6"
  L	27.6"	24.4"	50.4"	28.0"
  XL	28.3"	24.8"	52.0"	28.3"